Season edition No. 1. The September hike market has fallen from 56.5¢ to 25¢ since we logged this call — and the desk is printing the exact jobs number that would prove it wrong, twelve days before the grade.
THE CARD
| Call |
Our number |
Market now |
At entry |
Grades |
| Fed hikes 25bps in September |
12% |
25¢ |
56.5¢ (7/31) |
Sept 16 |
The gap: 13 points, down from 25.5 at entry. The market has come 31 cents toward us and we are not taking the money off the table.
New this issue — the pre-registered kill switch: August payrolls print September 4, twelve days before the grade. A headline above +150,000 with net upward revisions to June and July revives the hike case and this call is wrong. Below that, it rides.
Watching: the July meeting minutes Wednesday · the July inflation gauge the Fed prefers, August 26 · the removal clock on a sitting governor, expiring around August 28.
Three releases, three legs down
The week's move has an unusually clean fingerprint. The hike contract fell in the 8:30am data hour on each of three consecutive days and essentially nowhere else: consumer prices Wednesday (−4¢), producer prices and jobless claims Thursday (−6¢), retail sales Friday (−2¢). No Fed governor spoke on any of those days — the Board's calendar was empty all week. This market is pricing data, not rhetoric, which is the cleanest environment a vote-count thesis can ask for.
Retail sales did the most damage to the hawkish case: the steepest monthly drop in a year. You do not raise rates into a consumer that is pulling back while payrolls are already negative.
Why the flat producer-price print is less friendly than it reads
The headline was unchanged on the month against expectations of +0.2%, and the wires called it flat inflation. Underneath, that miss was almost entirely gasoline, down 5.7%. The measure that strips out food, energy and trade margins — the part that tracks stickier business costs — accelerated from +0.1% to +0.4%.
We print that because it is the strongest thing an honest hawk can say right now, and the hawks are saying it. Richmond's Barkin called a hike "an open question" this week and described inflation as "more embedded." Cleveland's Hammack wants action now. Chicago's Goolsbee, on the other side, wants three or four consecutive months of cooling before he's convinced — which is itself an admission that one month proves little.
The desk's answer is a vote count, not a vibe: a hike needs seven of twelve. Three dissents exist. "Open question" is hesitation, not a fourth vote. But if core services keep accelerating through the August data, that arithmetic changes, and we'd rather you watch it with us than be surprised by it.
The number that kills this call
We committed on Wednesday to publishing a falsifier for the September jobs report before it prints, the same way we did for consumer prices. Here it is, and it is deliberately specific:
August payrolls above +150,000, together with net upward revisions to the June and July figures. That combination would mean July's −23,000 was a statistical accident rather than a turn in the labor market, the political cover for a hold evaporates, and our 12% is simply wrong. It prints September 4 — twelve days before the decision, in plenty of time for the market to reprice and for us to be publicly incorrect about it.
Anything materially below that, or a positive print undercut by downward revisions, and the call rides to its grade.
The account that bought the collapse
The tracked account on the other side of this trade did not blink. Through a week that took its position from 33¢ to 25¢, it kept buying — and put its largest single block of the week in at the lows. No exits, ever, on any leg. Its structure now loses in every world except a hike.
Here is his whole book, which we should have been printing all along instead of only the leg that fit the story. Marked to the midpoint tonight: the September-hike leg −$150,260, a cut-25 leg +$19,330, a no-change leg −$4,746 — a total of −$135,676 unrealized, against about $1.03 million of cost deployed. Realized profit and loss: zero. He has never sold anything.
Two of our own numbers get fixed by that. We reported him "$84,000 down" on Tuesday; on the hike leg at that day's price the figure was about $92,000 — we were working from an incomplete pull of his trades and had roughly 9% too few shares. And every figure we have printed about this trader since July has described his worst leg, never his book, which made him look consistently worse than he was.
The account we watch most closely for what it doesn't do — the one that traded every Fed meeting for two years — is now past two weeks without a single position in this one.
Corrections: an earlier version of this issue said the tracked account's drawdown had grown to "$139,000" because our method missed position conversions. That was wrong — most of the change was simply the price falling, no conversions occurred, and the corrected figures are above. Earlier issues have been amended to state which leg each figure describes.
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